1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4-7 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest (unless it's too troublesome to reach and is really heavy. Then go back to step 1).
6. Tag five people.

Instead of the cheese grater Rincewind was secretly expecting, the view consisted of a couple of young, concerned faces. One of them was female, but Rincewind was relieved to see she wasn't Pretty Butterfly. This one looked younger, and made Rincewind think a little of potatoes.*

*When you're on a desert island, your appetites can become a bit confused.

- Interesting Times by Terry Pratchett.

Technically the GURPS Vampire Companion is closer, but I'm using it to prop my monitor up to the right height.